Its more funny and its pretty much like a slap to the face. Not in a sexual way at all but its like in the anime Naruto. “Well, for a while now my friends and I have been sticking our fingers in each other’s buttholes. For a while now my friends and I have been sticking our fingers in each other’s buttholes. Then we would proceed to play ‘swords’ with our dicks and the person who stayed hard longest won. “My cousin invented a game called ‘Weiner Wars.’ Each player whipped out their dick and got it hard. My cousin invented a game called ‘Weiner Wars.’ “I fucked myself with a plunger while jacking off, then it caused me to shit. I fucked myself with a plunger while jacking off, then it caused me to shit. Never been attracted to men, that dream freaked me out for many years.”Ĥ. “When I was about 13-14 I had a wet dream that I came inside Al Gore. ![]() When I was about 13-14 I had a wet dream that I came inside Al Gore. “Sucked some dicks because my wife wanted to watch me do it. Sucked some dicks because my wife wanted to watch me do it. He grabbed my dick and said, ‘Whoops, a fish.’ Never asked him why he did it.”Ģ. “I was swimming with my friend in a lake at a crowded beach. He grabbed my dick and said, ‘Whoops, a fish.’
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